Help, Mommy, my vagina isn’t sexy any more!
Q. “I used to be so “Pink” and healthy looking on my inside Labia Lip area. Now I am losing that fresh look. Is there anything I can do”?
A. Yes, now there is a solution! “My New Pink Button” is a Cosmetic Dye especially for the woman’s genital area, to help restore that healthy vibrant Rosy color. Until now there has never been a solution for restoring natural pigment. This is a concern with many women and more than you can even imagine, and a frequent question that Physicians are asked. Check out the blogs on the Internet. You are not alone! This is a common problem and we now have a simple and safe solution, restoring sexual confidence to Women everywhere!
Aside from the fact that I love when people capitalise random words – “Rosy”, “Labia”, “Lip” and “Women” – this is, if you’ll excuse my language, the most fucked up thing I’ve seen in a while. My new pink button. Because my old pink button isn’t quite pink enough any more. Who the hell has time, between tweeting, emailing, blogging and calling, to worry about their “button” losing its “Rosy color”? Well, obviously “more [women] than you can even imagine”. I have no [more] words.
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1roxette
wrote on 13 January 2010 at 10:16
This is the most mental thing i have seen in a long time!
2Demure Lemur
wrote on 13 January 2010 at 10:59
Oooh, I wonder if you can experiment with different colours? Maybe they have green dye for Paddy’s day, or black for Halloween. Perhaps there’s bright red for that menstrual look. I’m worried that my vagina is a bit too pink actually – maybe they have a bleech for it. Then again, a full labia bleech might be too much – I could just go for some highlights instead.
This is the most ridiculous and disturbing product I’ve heard of since vagina mints.
3Fiona
wrote on 13 January 2010 at 12:36
Sweet Hay Zeuss. That is the worst thing I’ve seen, read and even heard of all day. What I want to know is, how on earth you came across it?
4Ciara
wrote on 13 January 2010 at 22:49
Y’know there’s also a prescription drug you can go on to help grow your eyelashes? I shit you not. Less intimate, just as crazy. To think what could be accomplished if our world wasn’t full of people creating demand for long eyelashes and rosy labias.
5Eimear
wrote on 20 January 2010 at 17:36
Someone sceptical tried it out and as you might expect she found it to be a load of rubbish:
http://iasshole.org/?p=1771
Apparently that eyelash drug thingy can PERMANENTLY change the colour of your eyes to brown by accident. So not suitable for the double-recessives among us.