Dear AIB – an open letter to my soon-to-be ex

Thursday, 1 July 2010, 13:56 | Category : Uncategorized
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You don’t know this yet, but things are over between us. Is this my Minnie Driver / Oprah moment? It may just be except for the very great chance that you will never know about this letter. But still – I digress. The point is this: it’s over. You and I, we are no more. [...]

Rule number one: be direct

Monday, 17 May 2010, 9:40 | Category : Uncategorized
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The DM project continues . . . I’m not quite sure where I’m going with this, but I find these 140-character snippets into people’s private lives oddly mesmerising. To wit: your tweet was there in front of me. laziness. and not yet I will be long gone by then! no way…. ah tweetdeck is forked [...]

(Direct) message in a bottle

Sunday, 16 May 2010, 15:41 | Category : Uncategorized
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yeah female solidarity…iz bullshit innit shiiiiiiit!!!! this is getting worse!! hopefully there will be no more of the fucking you over – Have a fantastic evening! Hi, thanks for following Crystal Swing – and remember, there’s always time for one more Tequila   [That's a very embarrassing one!] ah fair enough!! if I hear of any I’ll [...]

A DM by any other name . . .

Saturday, 15 May 2010, 17:30 | Category : Uncategorized
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In keeping with the theme of my DM series, here is the next, which shouldn’t be too difficult to figure out, for those of you “in the know”: oh. Can I not learn to shoot a handgun? Will I have to go to the US? That is irritating. Gonna try the rifles anyway, maybe next [...]

Last DM post of the day . . . series TBC

Thursday, 13 May 2010, 16:32 | Category : Uncategorized
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good luck today and have fun Thanks for understanding! Crazy good or crazy bad? Hopefully the former! I don’t know. see how it goes on Thursday & just be mates for a bit. if you still like her in a while maybe ask again. you’ll get a vibe you after a promotion already? go you! [...]

What’s in a DM?

Thursday, 13 May 2010, 16:19 | Category : Uncategorized
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Number three . . . It says on Echofon that he isnt. Nothing to do with Twipler. To be honest I think xxx forgot to follow me back since the start. Hey thanks for following,check this out: http://www.socialmediaexaminer.com/ yea I will – thats the thing, number for O2 and vodafone but not meteor… if you [...]

DM me baby, one more time . . .

Thursday, 13 May 2010, 15:13 | Category : Uncategorized
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 in bad form? that last tweet was a bit…I dunno Fair enough, probably just inferred shortness from your distractedness. Tell him to cop on, it’s your birthday! lol she thinks she can ‘catch up’ on beauty sleep in one night… high larious oh crap sorry only logging onto twitter now. How’d it go? Did you [...]

Let she who is without sin . . . my last 5 DMs

Thursday, 13 May 2010, 9:25 | Category : Uncategorized
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I want people on Twitter to send me their DMs – private message received from other Twitter users. No usernames will be disclosed (except, uh, mine), and I will never reveal my sources. So this is what my followers say to me behind closed doors: You want handguns? That’s HARDCORE. And difficult. They’re banned here [...]

Who says I don’t have an amazing sense of humour?

Wednesday, 31 March 2010, 9:18 | Category : Uncategorized
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Via XKCD

A bit of light relief

Monday, 29 March 2010, 23:43 | Category : Uncategorized
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I know it’s been a bit heavy, folks, but normal service will be resumed once I get the spring (brain) cleaning done with. So, as a taster of what’s going on in my brain – bad memories, feminist rants notwithstanding. . .